The Fashion Diet

Oh well, things have been a bit hectic; right after I read that the critics have been "gossipping" about Lily Donaldson being slightly curvy, I checked myself out in the mirror. Oh yeah, I got some fat ass functional disorder going on as well as a slight crisis in the aumentation of the love handles (and believe me my lil' pumpkins, they haven't been loved in quite a loooong time!).

After a little research on the internet, I informed myself about the diet methods such as atkinson, south beach, north itch, skinny bitch, one orange a day (why don't I start slicing my body fat into little slices? Seems lot less painful!) and other whazzauamaga! So I decided...
I am going on a fashion diet, you've heard me right! From tomorrow on, I'll be starting my day off with two pages of Vogue Paris and a few articles on the upcoming collections of the top designers.
Let's see how it'll all turn out!